king of the homosexuals

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today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly one year since…

The meteor crew arrived in the alpha session [04/13/13]

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aquabat:

ah yes. 4/13. day of the #homestuck. good old hornstink. mine old friends john eggshell and rose londe. johnkat. jane crotcher. roxy. good old eridan and his bee boy friend. ok thats about all i remember about cornstalk. therewas a dog too right  there were some dogs

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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

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Person with physical illness
Everyone: OMG I LOVE YOU YOU'RE SO STRONG LET'S MAKE ALL OF YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE YOU ARE SO AMAZING
Person with mental illness
Everyone: Get over it. You have to choose to be happy. Lots of people have it worse than you. Stop being so sad all the time.
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kendallslogiebear:

mishasminions:

thepassionofthefruit:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

only reblogging this for the purple one omg

pREGNANCY TEST BLUE

MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY

why are we not discussing court ordered urine sample yellow

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What they say: I'm fine.
What they mean: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
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american person: *writes date*
me: but there is no 15th month
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dialupmodem:

butthickey:

creativlog:

Band-aid that goes through chemical changes to match your skintone

they look so happy about having suffered minor wounds to the face

this is a good invention i wouldn’t want anyone to see the bandaid on my face i dont wanna look likea frickin nerd

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shtuts:

Hey Tumblr
I missed you too

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auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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